Spartan Morphsuit

The soldiers of Sparta knew how to kick butt, and now you can inherit their amazing bottom-volleying skills merely by putting on the Spartan Morphsuit.Whereas those troops of ancient Greece were experts at wielding swords and shields, you can use, er, sarcasm and catty tweets to really irk your enemies. Or you can just be nice and wear it to make friends at Carnival, festivals or on Halloween.Double stitching all the way around the inside of the suit ensures durability, while two zips make de-morphing quick and easy.Our special blend of materials ensures clear vision and the use of Spandex means not only a great fit (unlike our competitors’, which are pants) but that it’s oh so comfy, too. And that was important to the Spartans. That and killing folk.